Floral arrangement with vibrator

This beautiful wreath by Moyses Stevens contains moss, rosemary, pussy willow, hyacinths and yellow and pink tulips. Perennial favourites, tulips make a simple but spectacular display on a console. For a change try parrot tulips, with their fringed petals. Fill vases with blooms and just wait for them to open - they continue growing in the vase and get even more beautiful as the flowers open. Follow our advice on how to make flowers last longer. Dress up your dressers to create an easter shelfie.

Disclaimer: This a work of fiction. It is not real. Today was a very special day. It was his and Taylor's thirteen-week anniversary. They had promised one another that they wouldn't do anything extravagant to celebrate. Cole had other plans. Ever since she had dominated him so utterly a few weeks ago, he wanted to turn the tables and give the commands himself.

Receiving a bunch of flowers is always lovely, but some of us are better at arranging them than others. If your idea of a flower arrangement involves filling up a vase with water and bunging them in, then you could be doing your blooms a disservice — with just a few simple steps, you can not only make them look better, but also last longer. Vases can often harbour bacteria from previous bouquets, and these are not good for your new flowers.

We all know that flowers make a perfect gift for women who are discerning and elegant. Bananas, baby corn, orange peppers and carrots are included as their shape is reminiscent of sexual organs and reputed to enhance sexual desire. Ginger roots are also used as they excite the senses. The discreet and female-oriented nature of the aphrodisiac-themed arrangement reflects the Emotional Bliss company ethos. This is particularly important to those women who might find it embarrassing to talk about sex, are reluctant to discuss any problems with their libido or who might normally regard buying a vibrator as tacky and sleazy - and not for them.